Calm the F*ck Down - french lavender + vanilla - Soy Intention Candle

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Do you want to find your inner peace by meditating with another bullsh!t yoga instructor who smells like patchouli or, do you want to day drink and make fun of other people’s bad fashion choices? Yup. Thought so.

Candle Scent | Herbals

french lavender & vanilla | lavender & calendula petals

Top Notes: french lavender, vanilla

Middle Notes: calendula

Base Notes: N/A

Candle Info.

  • Minimum Weight: 105 grams
  • Burn time: 15-20 hours
  • Plant-based, natural, sustainably sourced soy wax
  • Custom blended, skin-safe, phthalate and paraben free fragrance
  • Sustainable crackling wood wick
  • Recyclable, reusable container
  • Hand-poured on Bowen Island, BC, Canada

We all start off with the best of intentions, right?

Uh. Right...?

Well, no matter what your intent, these candles will set the record straight, sassy style.

Hand-poured. Sustainable soy. Crackling wood wicks with a kick ass scent and hand-picked botanicals.

What else could you possibly want? 
Yes, apart from wine. Seriously, you have a problem.

Made in small batches, our candles sell out INCREDIBLY FAST so order quickly to save disappointment.

      Candle Best Use & Safety

      To ensure an even burn, light the wooden wick across the candle and allow it to burn until the wax melts out to the edges of the container. This may take anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour. This will create an even “melt pool” which will optimize each subsequent burn.

      Never burn a candle for more than 4 hours at a time and carefully clip your wick using wick trimmers, nail trimmers or something with a similar blade after each use to 1/4" (basically, get rid of the black bits) for optimal burn and to reduce soot.

      Keep candle away from drafts, children and pets and ensure it is placed on a heat safe, secure surface to burn.

      Never leave a burning candle unattended, eat well and srsly exercise yo' sassy self.

      Once your candle has burned to 1/2" from the bottom of the jar, you can melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe the jar clean and either recycle it or reuse it.


      Please see Our Candles for information on our candle ingredients and how to optimize your candle for best use.