Mute Your F*ck!n Mike - Hand-Poured, Wood Wick, Soy Candle - green apple + spiced ginger

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NEW BATCH SHIPPING FROM MAY 20th


mute your f*ck!n mike ~ smells like: another pointless meeting [and green apple ~ spiced ginger]

Am I on? Am I on now? Hellooo? OMG. Does it *ever* end...? Listen, we've all been there. But srsly, before you go yelling at your kids, making your dinner, shablamming your workout... for the love of goodness - mute your f*ck!n mike!

Candle Scent

green apple ~ spiced ginger

Top Notes: Green Apple, Italian Lemon, French Elemi, Sichuan Pepper, Black Tea Leaves, Currant

Middle Notes: Crisp Citrus, Berries, Peach, Madagascar Ginger, West Indian Cardamom, Cedar Wood, Indian Carrot Seed

Base Notes:Musk, Sandalwood, Amber, Rosewood

Candle Info.

  • Weight: 110 grams
  • Burn time: 20-25 hours
  • Plant-based, natural, sustainably sourced soy wax
  • Custom blended, skin-safe, phthalate and paraben free fragrance
  • Sustainable crackling wood wick
  • Recyclable, reusable jar
  • Hand-poured on Bowen Island, BC, Canada

Candle Best Use & Safety

To ensure an even burn, light the wick across the candle and allow to burn until the wax melts out to the edges of the container. This may take anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour. This will create an even “melt pool” which will optimize each subsequent burn.

Never burn a candle for more than 4 hours at a time and clip your wick using wick trimmers, nail trimmers or similar after each use to 1/4" for optimal burn and to reduce soot.

Keep candle away from drafts, children and pets and ensure it is placed on a heat safe surface to burn.

Never leave a burning candle unattended, eat well and srsly exercise yo' sassy self.

Once your candle has burned to 1/2" from the bottom of the jar, you can melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe the jar clean and either recycle or reuse.

Why soy?

We use eco-soy in our candles because it provides a clean, long-lasting burn that’s better for you and better for the environment. The company we get our soy from uses sustainable practises and their soy is GMO free.

Why wood wicks?

Aside from being super cool with their crackling flame, our wood wicks are sustainably sourced from Forest Stewardship Council (FSC)-certified mills. They're better for the environment than cotton wicks because you get many more wicks from a tree than you do a cotton plant and you're also you're helping us replenish the trees we use in our products and packaging because your purchases go towards our work with global reforestation non-profit organisation, One Tree Planted. Pretty cool, eh?

Our scents

We hand blend our scents using the highest quality oils to create unique fragrances that are always skin safe, eco-friendly and phthalate and paraben free. Please check our candle scents and description prior to purchase so you can make an informed decision.

Gloriously F*ck!n Handmade on Bowen Island

We make everything by hand here at BISCo. in small batches in our artisan workshop here on Bowen Island.
What does that mean for you?
Well, we really know our sh!t. And, we really care what we put out.

But we aren't Amazon. Or Walmart. Basically, we aren't a big factory churning out product after product of identically labelled b@ll@cks.

So sometimes we might get a bubble in your hand-poured candle. And sometimes your label might be a teeny bit crooked.
it doesn't mean it's not awesome (and no, that's not an excuse for us putting out second-rate sh!t) but we want you to know before you buy because we are proudly handmade. And most definitely and proudly we *aren't* big box. And we hope you know why that is.
But if you're here, we're pretty sure you do.

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