merry f*ck!n christmas - spiced vanilla + sweet cedar - Soy Candle

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merry f*ck!n christmas - smells like: now stf up + pass me the sherry. [and spiced vanilla + sweet cedar]

Sometimes, you're just not feelin' that merry. Or jolly. Or cheery. Or maybe you just want to get the gift giving over with so you can crack open that bottle of plonk you've been eyeing up since 2:30pm. 

We feel you.

So we made this candle. You're welcome. And Merry F*ck!n Christmas ton one and all.

Candle Scent

 spiced vanilla + sweet cedar

Top Notes: Herbal Moss, White Clove, Cool Mint, Bergamot, Spicy Pink Peppercorn, Magnolia

Middle Notes: Grey Cedar, Vetiver, Patchouli, Ylang Ylang, Cinnamon, Clove, Ginger, Patchouli

Base Notes: Amber, Rosewood, Vanilla, Myrrh, Tonka Bean

Candle Info.

  • Weight: 220 grams
  • Burn time: 40-50 hours
  • Plant-based, natural, sustainably sourced, GMO free soy wax
  • Custom blended, skin-safe, phthalate and paraben free fragrance
  • No UV inhibitors, binders, colours or other ick
  • Sustainable crackling wood wick sourced from fruit trees sourced from Forest Stewardship Council (FSC)-Certified Mills
  • Recyclable, reusable jar
  • Hand-poured on Bowen Island, BC, Canada
  • Size: Approx 2.75" diameter x 3.75" high with the lid on. Or about the same as an 8oz short cappuccino (just don't try to drink it!)

Candle Best Use & Safety

To ensure an even burn, light the wick across the candle and allow to burn until the wax melts out to the edges of the container. This may take anywhere from 1-3 hours. This will create an even “melt pool” which will optimize each subsequent burn.

Never burn a candle for more than 4 hours at a time and clip your wick using wick trimmers, nail trimmers or similar after each use to 1/4" for optimal burn and to reduce soot.

Keep candle away from drafts, children and pets and ensure it is placed on a heat safe surface to burn.

Never leave a burning candle unattended, eat well and srsly exercise yo' sassy self.

Once your candle has burned to 1/2" from the bottom of the jar, you can melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe the jar clean and either recycle or reuse.


For the full information on our candles including candle safety and their best use, please visit Our Candles Page