Chill the F*ck Out - Slightly Cruel Intention Candles for the Modern Day

Forget yoga. Forget going vegan and eco-bullsh!t washing powder. Forget fake meat and your electric car and saving the planet. All. The. Time. You only get one shot. So... eat the f*ck!ng cake.

Candle Scent | Herbals

bergamot & sage grass | calendula & tisane

Candle Info.

  • Minimum Weight: 105 grams
  • Burn time: 15-20 hours
  • Plant-based, natural, sustainably sourced soy wax
  • Custom blended, skin-safe, phthalate and paraben free fragrance
  • Sustainable crackling wood wick
  • Recyclable, reusable container
  • Hand-poured on Bowen Island, BC, Canada

We all start off with the best of intentions, right?

Uh. Right...?

Well, no matter what your intent, these candles will set the record straight, sassy style.

Hand-poured. Sustainable soy. Crackling wood wicks with a kick ass scent and hand-picked botanicals.

What else could you possibly want? 
Yes, apart from wine. Seriously, you have a problem.

Made in small batches, our candles sell out INCREDIBLY FAST so order quickly to save disappointment.

      Candle Best Use & Safety

      To ensure an even burn, light the wick across the candle and allow to burn until the wax melts out to the edges of the container. This may take anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour. This will create an even “melt pool” which will optimize each subsequent burn.

      Never burn a candle for more than 4 hours at a time and clip your wick using wick trimmers, nail trimmers or similar after each use to 1/4" for optimal burn and to reduce soot.

      Keep candle away from drafts, children and pets and ensure it is placed on a heat safe surface to burn.

      Never leave a burning candle unattended, eat well and srsly exercise yo' sassy self.

      Once your candle has burned to 1/2" from the bottom of the container, you can melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe the container clean and either recycle or reuse.

      Why soy?

      We use eco-soy in our candles because it provides a clean, long-lasting burn that’s better for you and better for the environment. The company we get our soy from uses sustainable practises and their soy is GMO free.

      Why wood wicks?

      Aside from being super cool with their crackling flame, our wood wicks are sustainably sourced from Forest Stewardship Council (FSC)-certified mills. They're better for the environment than cotton wicks because you get many more wicks from a tree than you do a cotton plant and you're also you're helping us replenish the trees we use in our products and packaging because your purchases go towards our work with global reforestation non-profit organisation, One Tree Planted. Pretty cool, eh?

       

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